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local p={}
 
local quotes={
    "bedraggled",
    "battered",
    "castoff",
    "common",
    "cheap",
    "crummy",
    "decayed",
    "decaying",
    "decrepit",
    "degenerated",
    "deteriorated",
    "deteriorating",
    "detestable",
    "dilapidated",
    "dingy",
    "dirty",
    "disfigured",
    "discolored",
    "disgraceful",
    "dull",
    "faded",
    "filthy",
    "flimsy",
    "foul",
    "grimy",
    "grotty",
    "inglorious",
    "inferior",
    "lousy",
    "lowly",
    "lusterless",
    "mangy",
    "meager",
    "miserable",
    "musty",
    "nasty",
    "neglected",
    "ordinary",
    "pathetic",
    "pitiful",
    "plain",
    "poor",
    "ramshackle",
    "ratty",
    "rickety",
    "rotten",
    "ruined",
    "run-down",
    "scrubby",
    "scruffy",
    "scummy",
    "second-rate",
    "shoddy",
    "slipshod",
    "soiled",
    "sorry",
    "squalid",
    "sub-par",
    "tarnished",
    "third-rate",
    "tired",
    "useless",
    "vile",
    "weather-beaten",
    "worn",
    "worn-out",
    "worthless",
    "wretched",
    }
 
function p.getQuote()
    local numQuotes=68
    local index=math.floor(os.time()*os.time()/1000000) % numQuotes
    return quotes[index]
end
 
return p

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